The first time I used condoms was while high. I was 19 and had recently decided to pursue drugs and alcohol in my early teenage years. It wasn’t until a few years later that I realized I was probably getting into a lot more trouble just from having sex than I was from getting into trouble by having too much of it.
This is a common feeling, but it’s probably because we only learn about it once we’re adults. When we were kids we could go to parties and be like, “Man, I’ll never date and drink with this person again.” Well, we can probably still go to parties and have a conversation about it, but it’s not like we can go to these parties and not have that conversation.
No, it is not because I have sex, there are no laws against it. I know some people who have sex and I am not one of them. That is, I am one of them.
So, I’m really hoping there’s a law against it because that seems weird. But, alas, I also think its normal. People just don’t like to talk about what they’ve had.
I hate this. I hate the fact that people are afraid of what others might think of them if they bring up something they might have had a terrible experience with. I hate the fact that we have laws against this and I would love a law that would make it illegal to bring up something that I might have had a bad experience with.
Trojans are commonly used in the gay community and we’ve all used them before. Here’s how we usually get them: We buy them from a store. We open them in public, and let them drop out of the sky. But there are circumstances where we’ve been forced to use them. A couple of years ago I bought a cheap one from a gay-friendly store. It was out of the box, and the way it was packaged was disgusting.
Theres a couple of reasons why having a condom in the glove box isnt great. First of all, its so easy to make a mistake. Its just too easy to slip one in, and then go for a ride or something and accidently drop it. Second, we dont want to get sick on the condom just in case it gets lost.
But you know, these are the things weve had to put up with in life.
I was planning on writing a response to this one, but it seems theres more to it than just the condom. And while I agree theres a pretty good logic behind it, its also a pretty silly, stereotypical, and in-your-face attitude. Maybe that makes it okay, but I think it does make it a little sad.
I don’t know about you, but I love a good joke. I especially love a good gag that makes you laugh and then you don’t have to put your glasses on. I’m thinking about this one a lot because I think it’s one of the best jokes on the internet.
